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Llamas
03:05
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The llamas are agitated,
By the graves they’ve desecrated.
But the llamas aren’t ashamed,
Their violence won’t be tamed.
Though Rodney the farmer is a calmer llama charmer.
The llamas won’t be shaken,
From their quest for human bacon.
No the llamas will never run,
They’re having too much fun.
Though Rodney the farmer is a calmer llama charmer.
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2. |
Minced Beef Quest
02:28
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I tried to explain that her minced beef quest,
Would be useless without a minced beef vest.
But she said if she had a minced beef vest,
Then the quest would not be required.
So we trekked to the top of the highest mountain,
And there we did find the minced beef fountain.
We stopped and had bolognese,
Before heading home
It’s a minced beef quest.
The people did come from miles around,
To sample this meaty gold that we’d found.
But soon the demand was so high that we needed more.
So back to the top of the mountain we went,
To find the fountain completely spent.
The people would eat no bolognese no more.
It’s a minced beef quest.
The people now eat their chilli con carne,
Made entirely from beans.
And my friend and I, we trek through the wilderness,
Mining more minced beef seams.
It’s a minced beef quest.
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3. |
It Didn’t Want To Die
02:04
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A small alien creature,
Was served to me in a restaurant,
When I had only ordered,
Chicken casserole.
It looked at me imploringly,
Begging me to save it.
But I was hungry,
So I went and ate it anyway.
Yes I once ate an alien alive,
And I knew it didn’t want to die.
It turns out there’s a portal in the kitchen which leads,
To an alien world,
An alien civilisation.
The restaurant goes across,
And harvests the little creatures,
And then serves them to its hungry clientele.
Yes I once ate an alien alive,
And I knew it didn’t want to die.
The creatures are definitely intelligent.
They have art and science and dance and TV too.
The alien tried to communicate,
When it was sat there upon my plate,
But I was just so hungry,
It had to die.
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4. |
Functional Biscuits
03:21
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It’s like your face,
But it’s not your face.
It’s a shelf.
Functional biscuits,
Biscuits with a puprose.
What does grandma like on her pizza?
What does grandma like?
Human flesh.
What does grandma like on her pizza?
What does grandma like?
The blood of her enemies.
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5. |
Regrets Of Pineapple
02:40
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At the end of time,
I looked back at my life,
Over thousands and thousands of years.
And I realised,
That I had never eaten,
That I had never tasted pineapple.
Pineapple
Thousands of years of life.
Thousands of years of regret.
I had seen supernovas.
I had met aliens,
But I’d never tasted pineapple.
Pineapple
And as the Big Crunch arrives,
The universe takes its last breath.
I cease to exist,
And all I can think,
Is why did I not try pineapple?
Pineapple
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